Blinded by the Light
Regular readers will again note that I have not posted for over a week. This was initially due to temporary blindness, not caused by excessive masturbation, but by an eye infection. I fell asleep after an extensive days drinking at York races, and woke up to a severe stinging pain in my left eye, followed by perfect 20/20 vision. At this point I realised that I had left my contact lenses in overnight. After a day's worth of pain when my eye was open, punctuated only by extreme pain when my eye was shut, I decided to go to the doctor.
The (extremely large breasted) doctor pushed and pulled my eye around for a few minuites, before handing me some cream to put in my eye. Instead of saying 'How the f*ck do I put this in my eye, the natural reflex reaction will make me blink long before I empty this liquid parrafin based cream in it', I said 'Thanks' and was on my way.
That night saw me take more painkillers than T.O. in order to get to sleep. I woke to extreme pain and was off work for 3 days. My sight luckily returned before the Croatia v England match and I was able to watch this fine display in relative comfort.
The (extremely large breasted) doctor pushed and pulled my eye around for a few minuites, before handing me some cream to put in my eye. Instead of saying 'How the f*ck do I put this in my eye, the natural reflex reaction will make me blink long before I empty this liquid parrafin based cream in it', I said 'Thanks' and was on my way.
That night saw me take more painkillers than T.O. in order to get to sleep. I woke to extreme pain and was off work for 3 days. My sight luckily returned before the Croatia v England match and I was able to watch this fine display in relative comfort.
posted by JamesC at 8:55 pm
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TO as in the 49ers wide receiver?
Sept. 26 - Owens taken via ambulance to Baylor University Medical Center for what his publicist calls an allergic reaction to medicine he's taking for his broken hand.
Sept. 27 - A police document obtained by media outlets before being formally released by authorities says Owens was depressed and attempted suicide, which Owens later denied. He said he became groggy after mixing painkillers with supplements. Publicist Kim Etheredge, who made the 911 call, denied she removed pills from Owens' mouth, as described in the police document, and said it was unfair for anyone to think Owens would kill himself.
Sept. 28 - Police close the case, calling it an "accidental overdose" and release the 911 tape of Etheredge's call. Owens returns to practice.
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