De Niro Walks

In my opinion, Blogs are the scourge of the internet and are maintained by saddos who don't have anything better to do than boast to the world about their mundane existence. However, you can't knock anything until you give it a go, so let's kick things off with a photo of my good self (above).

This photo was snapped whilst I was in a Scottish hotel room a couple of months ago. Although the expression on my face may lead you to believe I am jacking off to internet porn, this is not the case. I am in fact listening to The Infidels at 4AM in a state of terminal inebriation whilst taking pictures of myself in the mirror, which initially caused the same level of amazement as when man first discovered fire (below right).

In the next couple of days, I will hopefully lay the foundations of what will become a blog of critical acclaim for years to come. If not that, then hopefully I will be able to deliver a few laughs along the way.

Ciao,

James